why does andy thomson speak that slow because he speaks that way

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Whats orange and looks like an orange? An orange.

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Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness ... Hello?

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If you have alzeimers, wait, never mind i forget.

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What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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How do you get a movie star to go out with you? Blackmail.

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What's more boring than watch grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

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Why couldn't Simon run? Because he had Cerebral Palsy.

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What should I name my dog?

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What did the cat say to the chicken? Nothing. Animals are not capable of speaking.

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What did Goldilocks say to the three bears? She asked them how bears make porridge without opposable thumbs.

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Kittens.

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Why did video kill the radio star? He slept with videos wife.

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What's samller than a table but can't go under it? A baby with hay fork in his back.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was infamous for stealing people's laundry, and 6 was insecure about his bare body

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Roses are read Violets are not green Chicken is good KFC baby, time to get lean

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Two women were sitting in silence.

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What is the first step in making an ugly girl pretty? Shave her genitals.

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What do gay horses eat?........ Cheese

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What is the difference between a black man and a white man? Different skin color.

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What's the difference between uranium and plutonium? Blast radius

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, sorry i gave you Herpes type 2.

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Three tomatoes are walking down the street... No wait, they're in my salad.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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