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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

What is funnier than dead babies? Dead babies aren't funny, Carlos Mencia and Tom Bergeron are funny.

The new pickup line. The human body has 206 bones in it. I have broken one of them, please take me to a hospital.

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't put it in a basket.

What's the leading cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

Doctor: your mom has cancerous aids Me:sob

Why did the chicken cross the road? Various reasons, one of which was to visit his wife in hospital where she was suffering from a sever case of depression. The other reason was to say his last words to her as she also has lung cancer.

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What do you call two gay men playfully wrestling? Immature.

a dog walks into a drug store and orders a bone. what does the cashier do? she wakes up.

When life gives you Lebanon, make lebanonanade.

What's the difference between a woman and a cat? Numerous things

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A black man walks into Best Buy and buys a Television full price.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his head.

Is Carly smart? No.

im black

What is 6 plus 9? 15

A man is walking down the street when a woman asks "excuse me, have you got the time?" to which the man replies "Yes..yes i do" the woman thanks him, and continues with her time constricted shannigans.

What do you get when you cross an octopus with a camel? Nothing, inter-species breeding is impossible.

What do babies and caterpillars have in common? They're both dead. Except the caterpillar.

wuts at the end of the world? nothing the earth is spherical and therefore does not have an end

Knock, knock. Who's there? No one. You have no friends.

What was the worst part when 3 Mexican men fell off a cliff? They each were active in the community and had jobs.

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