That maternal figure of yours is of such inadequate intelligence that she cannot fathom that, given a scatterplot with a linear correlation of greater than -1 and lesser than 1 and a reasonably consistent rise over run, a future value along the y-axis can be predicted if following the y=a(x)+b equation.

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¸Knock Knock whos there Penis penis who your family has penis cancer

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a duck walked into the 7-11, grabbed a slurpee and told the man at the register, "put it on my bill". But the man behind the counter was Indian, and could not understand what the duck was saying. The duck then walked out confused, wondering why he was buying a slurpee in the first place

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What did the doctor tell the boy with no arms or legs? I'm sorry, you have terminal cancer.

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What is purple and flies? A purple plane.

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What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef What do you call a cow that's been chopped in half? Dead

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Jim fell of his bike, wanna know how. Someone threw a car at him. Knock knock, who's there, not Jim

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I cat tried to jump over a fence It was electrified

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why did the chicken cross the road? because the light was green

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A man. That is all.

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Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

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DANA

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yo mama's so fat, her medical weight chart is much steeper than those of most women her age

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Roses are red, Violets are blue.

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What's even faster than the speed of light? The speed you close out of porn when you hear someone coming into the room.

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Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

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What's black and white, and red all over? newspaper...

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenia, and don't have any friends

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What does a good joke get for Christmas? no laughs.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

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Gadaffi

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WHY DID THE KID RID HIS BRICK HE WAS BLIND

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A man asked another man what he was doing the next day. The man then proceeded to tell him that he had not intended on having any plans due to the fact that he was planning on killing himself within the next twenty three hours.

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