What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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what do you call a cup?... a cup

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A person walked into a bar, he saw it was the wrong bar so he leaves...

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

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two philosophers stood in silence at the foot of a very large mountain; a mountain not only too high to climb, but also too wide to walk around. So the first philosopher finally speaks: "...so, what do you do for a living?"

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I told a woman to make me a turkey sandwich. Of course she complied since I was at Subway.

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What is worse than being ran over by a bus? Nothing really.

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Saddam Hussein is the father of the mothers of all cultchies.

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A man and a women have a conversation. Man: what's 2 + 2 Woman: four. Man: you're correct.

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Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

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A Mexican walks into a club.

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Kid: Hey,can i have all the answers to this test please. Teacher: What the hell kid im the fricken teacher.

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A black policeman and a white policeman work different shifts, one is during the day and one is at night and the both get equal pay.

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What does a Mexican do in a landslide? Lose a good deal of his hard earned property to the disaster.

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What do you call five dogs with no balls? Five bitches.

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What's funny about a Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian going over the edge of a bridge in the same car? Nothing, they all died

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How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Who knows? They all just sit and bitch about it.

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Do you want to hear a joke? Yes? Well that's probably why you came to this site.

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What does AIDS stand for? Acquired immune deficiency syndrome

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't. Numbers don't have emotion.

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why did Max cry??? chicken

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once three middle easterns were walking down the street bomb bomb bomb

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what's the difference between a lamborghini and you're mother. cars don't scream when you rape them

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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