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Any idea of his whereabouts Nero? I am the leader, I fund this myself, as you know money is not my problem, its rather loyalty.

Adam knocks on the door. Eve: who is it? Adam: Don't be silly, just open the f*cking door.

How can you tell if your wife is dead? She no longer has a pulse.

You know what's sad about the Special Olympics? Even of you win, your still retarded.

When life gives you lemons...you probably just found lemons.

How are cherries and kittens different? They're both fun to cut up.

How come Jimmy didn't take his math test? Dead babies can't take math tests!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, your dad having sex with your girlfriend

How do you keep black people out of your back yard? Just like you would anyone else: buy a dog.

A kid goes to the doctor and orders a salad. The doctor replies, "This is a smoking-free environment". The kid puts out his cigar and goes to Olive Garden to get his physical.

Why did the lemming jump off a cliff? Because he was suicidal.

What's funnier than Mexicans? Whats funny about Mexicans?

Knock knock Whos there? Orphan. Orphan who? Orphan miller. Orphan miller who? Orphan miller jones. Orphan miller jones who? Thats it. Oh okay, I get it you're doing a knock knock joke Yeah. did it go alright? Yeah I guess, untill we started talking in 3rd person.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Michael Jackson play Chess? Because he's dead.

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Any idea of his whereabouts Nero? I am the leader, I fund this myself, as you know money is not my problem, its rather loyalty.

Adam knocks on the door. Eve: who is it? Adam: Don't be silly, just open the f*cking door.

How can you tell if your wife is dead? She no longer has a pulse.

You know what's sad about the Special Olympics? Even of you win, your still retarded.

When life gives you lemons...you probably just found lemons.

How are cherries and kittens different? They're both fun to cut up.

How come Jimmy didn't take his math test? Dead babies can't take math tests!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, your dad having sex with your girlfriend

How do you keep black people out of your back yard? Just like you would anyone else: buy a dog.

A kid goes to the doctor and orders a salad. The doctor replies, "This is a smoking-free environment". The kid puts out his cigar and goes to Olive Garden to get his physical.

Why did the lemming jump off a cliff? Because he was suicidal.

What's funnier than Mexicans? Whats funny about Mexicans?

Knock knock Whos there? Orphan. Orphan who? Orphan miller. Orphan miller who? Orphan miller jones. Orphan miller jones who? Thats it. Oh okay, I get it you're doing a knock knock joke Yeah. did it go alright? Yeah I guess, untill we started talking in 3rd person.

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When life gives you Lebanon, make lebanonanade.

What did the Ethiopian get for christmas? Hepatitis B.

How much does a polar bear weigh? About 1,150 pounds.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, WTF is this, i gotta take a piss.

Is this the krusty krab? No, this is Patrick

Mexicans working in an office

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