- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats black and has a large penis? A dog with large genitalia.

A pregnant woman takes the bus, once inside she realizes that there are no seats. No one was pollite enough to let her sit down so she felt pretty uncomfortable on the way home.

I'm so hungry, I could eat an adequately sized meal

Why did the thief steal the kitchen sink? Everything else was stolen by another thief earlier in the day.

Why didn't the boy enjoy his lunch? It was dinner time.

Whats white and can't climb trees? A Fridge

why does everyone hate chris. cause he's a douchebag.

knock knock who's there? julian julian who? julian gonzalez

What happens when you eat too many breadsticks? You get constipated.

Child Prostitution.

I'm not as random as you think i salad.

What's more boring than watch grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

What did Helen Keller's parents do to punish her? They gave her a stern talking to and then grounded her for a couple days.

Q: Whatcha doin?? A:Ur mom. . .

So Mel Gibson walks into a bar, and then everyone left.

Why was Susie screaming profusely? Susie has autism.

You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

what is the difference between a gay guy and Sarah Dwyer nothing the both like there sex but Sarah is a Guy.

a boy walks in a house and mother says hi who are you and the boy says does it really matter whad really maters is wht you will do about your dead son

- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together. - You don't need to because N and O are already together. - Then maybe a cyber-relationship would work. - Why ? - Look at your keyboard, U and I are next to each other.

why did the boy buy a dirty magizine? he should not have, its been on the floor. who wants to read the rolling stone magizine if it has dirt on it. how dumb of him.

look left now look right. washing machine

Knock Knock Who's There? Just open the damn door I forgot my key and I really need to pee

A man with a ski mask on enters a bank, he just came back from the slopes.

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