Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 8 9

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Never said that friend, anyway I got to put this down, people are asking why I am typing anti jokes. Well, they should all know how much I love spamming by now. ;). Now, you better do not have someone hack this site, it will be a hell of a lot easier explaining this, if this information is not recovered much later, days after getting hacked away. Give it three months, half a year or so, and I will contact you if you like. Have a nice day.

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Women's Golf

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Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducked.

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What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing. He's a mute.

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What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

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If a midget is mentally retarded and always late for work, is it okay to call him a little tardy?

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Boy: BRB Girl: OK. *Two hours later* Boy: Back. Girl: What took you so long? Boy: Someone asked why I loved you. Girl: Aw, that's so s- Boy: I know! I had no idea who he was! I had to call the cops.

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Hey are you from Tennessee, 'cause you have a very nice accent.

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What's red and round? A red and round solid.

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What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He quickly exits as he thought it was the Polish restaurant located directly nextdoor. He then enters the Polish restaurant and orders a delicious lunch. He tips his waiter 20%.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown everything is brown Who shat in my garden?

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas don't scream when you put them in the oven.

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Why can't Hank swim? Hank is a rock

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what's the difference between a lamborghini and you're mother. cars don't scream when you rape them

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Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

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Q:what do you call a black guy with a gun A:racial equality in our nations armed forces

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FOLLOW ME @airvvv

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what did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? cancer.

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A hot girl walks past a boy and the boy turns around and watches her pass. The girl sees the boy staring and asks with a slight attitude, "What are you looking at?", to which the boy replied, "Well, I noticed you walking towards me and I couldn't help but think 'Hmm..she looks familiar. Have I seen her at school? No. Work? No. Somewhere else? Perhaps.' I then concluded that I've never seen you before and then you turned around and asked me what I was looking at. What are YOU looking at?"

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look at there!! an entire dog!!

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Herman Cain

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