- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a kid with no arms and legs under a bus an ambulance, he's obviously in pain

Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red Fences are red OMG MY FENCE IS ON FIRE!

what did one muffin say to the other in the oven? Nothing because they were both baked at 500 degrees and died

Hey Jim? What? Pass the stapler.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing..

Why did the mexican cross the road....... To find work so he can support his starving family

What's the difference between a rooster and a waffle iron? A lot.

Your mother is so obese that the extra weight is putting strain on her knees she now needs knee surgery.

So two Jews walk into a bar... Its nice that they take missionary work to new heights

What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

Your mom is so fat, she has diabetes.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Steering Wheel Face.

Why happened when a clothes line walked into a bar? He got hung over

What's a mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

A blonde, the pope, and a young kid are in a crashing airplane and there's only one parachute. But by the time any of them equips it, the plane hits the ground and they all die.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

A man, a woman, and their son were happily going out for a nice family dinner. The family they ate wasn't so happy.

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh my gosh, my yard is on fire!!!

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why did i go on the rollercoaster? because there was a muffin on it

whos a tramp and stinks? David Bell

A man. That is all.

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