Q: why did the plain crash A: because the driver was a loaf of bread

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How did the guy drown if he wasn't in water? A shark threw up on him

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Your mom is so old, -just kidding. I know she died at a young age.

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Do you want to come with me? NO! oh i wanted to cum on your face. Thats god damn gay Nope thats god damn sexy.

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Me: do u you want to here a joke You: ya Me: Woman's rights

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BARRACK OBAMA.............WHAT A JOKE!!!!!

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What happened when Dave tried to break the record for most marshmallows in the mouth at once? He choked and died.

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What do you call 2 black men sitting on a porch? Craig and Smokey

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What do you call a person trying to save his interprise from partaking in a financial collapse by binging on alcohal? An alcoholic.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet. You guys really suck at making poems...

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Why did the bird fall? It was an ostrich

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What was the worst part when 3 Mexican men fell off a cliff? They each were active in the community and had jobs.

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*Knock Knock* "whose there?"... "me"

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Q: Why did the Jew have to go to the Holocaust A: Because he was Jewish

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there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

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What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? The list goes on.

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Knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock, Who's there? Woodpecker. Woodpecker who? Woodpecker.

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Religion

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How do you know if a monster is hiding under your bed or in your closet? Go and look.

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Lol you are really adorable, is more like maybe we will ask you some time, but hey, if you are asking, I mean you are beautiful, insecure, easy to break... I am totally joking by the way, you are completely down to earth, you are sweet, you know what you want, etc etc, hey, and to know what you want in life you got to be confident. Wait a second... I "act" like a savage? Lawl, "streams of OceANUS catchphrase"

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Get in the van

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What did the frog say Magican? Ribbet.

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How do you know when someone tells a bad joke? You don't find it humorous.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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