two boys break out in a verbal fight. the first boy says your so stupid youd sell a cow for a gallon of milk. the second boy replied, i agree with you 110%.

Two muffins were in an oven. Neither of them said anything because they are inanimate objects. After they were finished baking, they were pulled out and set to cool on a counter to be eaten at a later time.

What's the difference between a Jew and Hitler? Well, I asked you so I don't know why you said "what?".

- Knock Knock. - Who's there? - You're coming with me.

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Saddam Hussein is the father of the mothers of all cultchies.

Q: why did the black man cry when he went to bed? A: he had just had a visit from the police and apparently his family had been tragically killed in a car accident.

Why did the man loose his balls? he had testicular cancer and had to get them removed.

Why was the man afraid of the cat? Because he is allergic to cats and might die if he gets too close to it.

A Black man walks out of a KFC.

how did the horse fall into the river? he sliped

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

how do you confuse a brunette? tell a joke about how there are no beaches in florida

I dislike old people.

What did the pig say to the banana? Oink.

Did you hear the Joke about the Deaf kid? Neither did he.

How can you tell if a woman is dead? She has no pulse.

A man walks into a bar. He asks the bartender for a glass of milk. The bartender says, "Sorry we don't serve milk here.

Why do Jewish people where hats in church? They feel there head will often get cold

What's worst than Rick Perry? Two Rick Perrys.

"How come the week takes so long but the weekend goes by so fast" "Because there are five days in the week and two in the weekend"

How did the poor young women get Aids? She got raped.

The Charlotte bobcats.

Why did the old man die? Because everyone dies

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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