Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb in your apple.

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Knock knock, Knock knock jokes aren't funny.

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a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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What did the women order for dessert? Pie.

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Why is the horse gay. He rapes 3 children

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Q: What is long and hard? A: The gun used to kill my parents.

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womans rights

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Yo Mama is so ugly she wears a mask on halloween

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A Mormon walks into a bar.

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What's worse than a dead baby? A dead puppy.

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Star Wars

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Poop

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A man waltzes into a bar, waving a carrot in the air. With an arrogant air of self-importance he flops onto a highchair at the bar. Looka here, looka here, he says to the bartender, waiving the carrot at the man. Will you buy me drinks all night, if I can make this carrot... Never mind, and please leave my bar, the bartender says, pulling out a carrot from under the counter. I've got one myself.

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Knock knock! Who's there? The police. There was a severe accident not long ago. Your family are dead.

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Do you think people can change? No. They can change their mind.

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whats bigger than a 4 school bus pile up? genocide.

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I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Various reasons, one of which was to visit his wife in hospital where she was suffering from a sever case of depression. The other reason was to say his last words to her as she also has lung cancer.

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9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

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Four Chavs drove of a cliff today, why was a i sad? It was my car :C

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A preposition is a bad thing to end a sentence with.

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How do you amuse a blonde? ? tell her to go to antijokes.com ( :

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I farted once. Haiti took the brunt of it.

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You can lead a horse to water, but you can't put it in a basket.

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