Whats black, white, and read all over? Micheal Jackson reading a book while painting himself red.

What's (333x4)-198+(456x100,432)-10+5? Bet ya said i don't know! I don't either.

Q: What can a bench do that a mexican can't? A: Support a family.

Knock Knock Who's There Ur Mom Ur Mom Who Ur Mom is Dead

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

You know what helps with sholder pain? If you lick my butthole.

Why was Six afraid of Seven? During the crossover episode of Blossom and Star Trek: Voyager. Six traveled ahead to the distant future and found herself on the aforementioned starship. Her situation was confusing and frightening, even more so when the half-female, half-Borg appeared before her.

thomas hall= fuckin dikc

whats funny? ebola and 911

Knock Knock Who's There? ... knock a door run

What do you call a one-armed man Whatever his name is

Why couldn't the boy ride his bike? He had no legs. Why didn't he have any legs? He was hit by a truck.

what do a midget and a dwarf have in common? they both die by the age of 25 due to genetic failures.

Hey, do you want to play the r.a.p.e game ? NO! That's the spirit

How do you kill a blonde? lightsabre to the throat should do it

Your mother is so ugly that your father no lomger finds her attractive

Time flies like a banana.

what did the black man do for his family? nothing

Knock knock Whos there? D D who D's nuts!

What do you call cheese thats not yours? Somebody elses cheese

Whats worse than getting in a 30 MPH car accident? Getting in a 40 MPH car accident.

why did the old woman die? Because she was too old to live

What do you call two men having sex with Oprah? Group sex.

Why don't you have a seat, over there?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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