A dyslexic man walks into a bra but like he actually did not a bar a womens breats.

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whats blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF

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How do you drown a blonde? From her infancy, instill in her a dread of the water. Keep her away from baths and showers, protect her from pools, and as the child grows, regale her nightly with terrible stories about the cruelty of the sea. When she has matured past 18, take her out to the middle of a lake on a boat and push her in.

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I tried to post an unfunny punch-line-less joke on anti-joke. It worked and I got tons of emotional affirmation from it and stuff, so thanks.

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I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus, the divorce papers were filed soon thereafter.

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What do clowns put on bagels? Cream Cheese

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I love Ciara!

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how do you kill a blonde? -a gun, knife or any other lethal object

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What's the difference between a black man and water? All black men have water in them, but not all water has a black man in it.

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What rhymes with sloth? Cloth

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The WNBA

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair because he had cancer

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Dying of terminal cancer.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A lot of things. Dead babies are not funny.

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What happened at the finish line of the marathon? People collapsed in exhaustion, it was a marathon.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is common to find chickens and other wild and/or domesticated animals roaming through the streets in a multitude of countries.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Leave the plunger in her toilet with the handle greased.

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what is white and sticky? glue.

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-Knock knock -Come on in!

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Why didn't the Mammoth go to school? Because his species went extinct before the development of organized education. And he's also a Mammoth.

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Nah

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The little mouse lifted the giant Elephant up so the Elephant could reach the bag of snacks, but then the Elephant said: I cant reach it, you must be tired so lets switch places... Squish: Squish! Elephant: Mouse! Where are you! *looks at "squish" NO! THIS WAS NOT THE WAY THE JOKE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE!!!!!!! Moral: Elephants cant talk...

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Your mama's so fat her patronus is a cake

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Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because she had been forcibly removed from her place of food preparation by a large angry mob of her neighbours who thought she was a wtitch and were now going to burn at the stake. It is Salem, november 1643.

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