Why was the black man sad? People were frequently talking and whispering about his dark colouring behind his back. Also he had no legs.

Chocolate Bananas with Brocclie.wom

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was attached to the first elephant. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why did somebody text "lol"? Because they laughed out loud.

What did the cancer patient say to the arab? the tumors hurt my body

knock, knock, TRICK OR TREAT

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Roses are read Violets are not green Chicken is good KFC baby, time to get lean

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

Whats worse than getting mugged? Getting mugged twice.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

what does the doctor say to the patient. you have cancer

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A Kinect

I LIKE TURLES.

What do Ethiopians do at Christmas ? Starve...

whats better than shoes feet

9:11 make a wish

Two people were walking down the street. One was assaulted.

whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

The government wants us to stop using gas and be eco friendly. Tell that to Hitler.

"Hell nahhh I called shotgun" -Rosa Parks

One day, Little Timmy asked his mother this question, "Mommy, why are boys and girls different?" She responded, "You're adopted and Santa Claus is dead."

A man walks into a bar. End of story.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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