Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas don't scream when you put them in the oven.

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Wat do u call a 2 root tall scottidh man named max? Max

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womans rights

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What in the world is that thing in her butt!!!

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Why did the old man step on the caterpillar? For fun.

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what do u call a hobo name Max Max

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why did the bananan explode? it was a grenade

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What do you get when you multiply a trillion times a billion times a quintillion? A huge ass number.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Osama Bin Laden. Oh wait...

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What does D.N.A. stand for? Deoxyribonucleic Acid

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What is purple and flies? A purple plane.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I kicked it.

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Women's Rights

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what do you call an asian flying a plane? a pilot

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Why couldn't santa eat cookies and milk at little Jimmy's house? He has diabetes and is unable to stray from a strict diet prescribed by his local doctor.

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Knock-Knock "Who's there?" "It's the police. We have a search warrant."

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This joke isnt funny.

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An Irishman stays home

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What is green but looks like a silver car? A silver car....I lied about the green part.

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Baseball

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What do you call a pickle that is sad? A pickle!????

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Q: Why did Rapunzel fall out of the tower? A: Because she was a dumb bitch.

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Rebecca Black sings a song.

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Anti Joke

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