- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Mexican and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have a couple drinks. Then they leave because it turns out that wasn't the bar they were meeting the Jew at.

Waseem likes to talk with his mouth full.

A Muslim terrorist walks onto a bus, with the mindset to blow him and the other 27 people up*. Before he steps onto the bus, he realizes the error in his ways and decides to not follow through. He goes to the airport instead.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Carrots! ... well if they were invisible..

Wanna hear a "Friday" parody? No, that would be copyright infringement.

The WNBA

Why did the man go to the restaurant? Because he wanted to get some food.

whats small, black, and crispy? a baby in a drier

Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why the second koala fall out of the tree? because it was hit by the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? because it thought it was a game.

Roses are red Violets are blue This line doesn't rhyme Neither does this one.

When life gives you melons, you know you're dyslexic.

Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness ... Hello?

what did rebecca say to sabrina ? CALL wass !!

A man is walking on a beach when he finds a golden lamp. He rubs it and a genie comes out. The genie tells the man he will grant three wishes. The man wastes his wishes on material goods that do not bring him happiness.

Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

Why did Rose throw the clock out the window? Because she's a moron.

Haha pizza

What's worse than the holocaust? The Russian Revolution

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

this website...

"Oh yeah?!" "Yeah!" "You wanna go?!" "No, sorry. I got plans." (walks away)

A guy walks into a bar and asks a nice looking girl if he can buy her a drink. She promptly rejects the offer.

Why....... Because.

Two muffins were in an oven. Neither of them said anything because they are inanimate objects. After they were finished baking, they were pulled out and set to cool on a counter to be eaten at a later time.

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