-What do you get when you graph the division of x by the square root of 69? - I don't know, what? -I was asking you, as my family's low economic status hinders my ability to buy a graphing calculator.

Q: why did sally fall off the swing A: she had no arms A:knock knock Q:who is there A:not sally

safety framed toilets like bbw (big black women)

Why was the boy un-able to talk He was retarded

Why did the pie cross the road? I have no idea, why not ask it?

thomas hall= fuckin dikc

yo mama so fat she's fat

Why didn't Sally eat the meatballs The meatballs ate her

Q: Why was the man hit by the train? A: He was tied to the rail road tracks...

What do you do when you see a black man? The same thing you do when you see anybody.

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

A homeless person dies.

Wat do u call a 2 root tall scottidh man named max? Max

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I think I may be colorblind.

Aodhan Hearty

What did the mole say? Nothing

Why are mexicans such hard workers? I don't know.

why do black people like basketball? because it envolves running shooting and stealing

What did the man say when he dropped an apple on his foot? That might have caused some minor discomfort had I not been wearing shoes.

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Finding a repeated joke about no armed susy falling off a swing.

A black man, an Asian, a Jew, and an American all jump off a building. Unfortunately, they all died on impact and their families will mourn for years to come.

How do you know if you've been drinking too much? You find yourself in a closet screaming, "I'm in Narnia!!!"

Your mom is so fat she should be concerned about her increased risk of heart failure.

two muffins are in an oven one muffin says man its pretty hot in here and the other muffin says oh my god a talking muffin

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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