- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man win the staring contest? He's good at staring

How did the guy with aids die? He died of aids

What do you call a diving-board factory worker threatening to jump off the roof? Names.

For as long as i can remember, i've had memories

Why did the monkey sit on the toilet? To have a bowelmovement

What did Goldilocks say to the three bears? She asked them how bears make porridge without opposable thumbs.

Why did the man eat the apple? Because he was hungry.

- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together. - You don't need to because N and O are already together. - Then maybe a cyber-relationship would work. - Why ? - Look at your keyboard, U and I are next to each other.

why did the chicken cross the road Kill yoself

Why was the black man screaming? The KKK was coming to lynch him.

Your momma's so fat: She has found a value in relationships beyond an aesthetic level.

What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? Well, one consists of two inanimate objects (a bucket and feces) and the other is a human being of African/African-American descent. As you can see there really is no real comparison here.

So a Jew, a black guy, and a Mexican all walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey guys, what would you like?" They all get beer.

Knock knock. Who's there? President. President who? The President of the United States.

What do you call Magic Johnson in a wheel chair? A tragedy, especially considering his past struggles with HIV.

How do you kill a Russian? You shoot him with a gun.

A fat man walks into a bar. There is a 70% chance his mom is fat.

One time i ate a sandwich it was good

Your life That's the joke

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell down and bumped his head He suffered a serious concussion and was never the same again.

Why did the boy miss a day off school? He was in a coma

What do you call a fat Mexican? Whatever his name is.

milly, milly, milly, cat

What has human male genitalia? A human male

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