Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ben. Ben who? Ben Dover.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was being chased.

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What's wrong with him? He lit the flashlight at both ends.

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I dislike old people.

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How do you estimate the number of jippos in an area? Take the dole's numbers from that area and measure how far away they are from the nearest council landfill site.

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What's the difference between a black man and water? All black men have water in them, but not all water has a black man in it.

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Why was the mouse flying? Because an Owl picked it up, carried it to a tree and ate it.

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what did the man say to the other man? hi

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Is your refrigerator running? Because your dad just hung himself

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What did the bullied schoolboy do when he got home from school? He cried himself to sleep.

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What do you call a midget sitting in a tree? Jim, because that's his name.

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nice shorts.

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Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness ... Hello?

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Santa Claus, "Ho ho ho!" Asain Santa Claus, "Hohohohohohohoho!" Pedophile Santa Claus, "Ho ho ho! Come and sit on my lap children!" Dyslexic Santa Claus, "Oh oh oh! Merry Shitcrams!" Narcopleptic Santa Claus, "Ho ho..." *snores*. Black Santa Claus, well, I wouldn't like the idea of a black fat guy breaking into my house, eating my cookies, drinking my milk, and leaving presents under my tree. Would you?

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Jessica walks into a bar jokes jessica cant walk

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husband; do you come here often wife: i live here

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Q. How do you make an atheist appreciate life? A. Break his legs.

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Why do leprechauns laugh when they run through the grass? Because it tickles their nuts.

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Q: How do you surprise a newt? A: Jump on it while shouting, "slippers." This may not work as the newt may die before it has the chance to be surprised, however the slippers should be intact.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your worst nightmare!! Ohh.... Do come in it's raining outside.

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Real jokes.

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GONNA

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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