What did the cat say to the chicken? Nothing. Animals are not capable of speaking.

how many fish does it take to turn on a lightbulb None, lightbulbs dont work in the ocean

Knock, Knock! Who's there? Matt. Matt, who? You're friend Matt that you texted twenty minutes ago telling me to come over.

Q: How do you fit a giraffe inside a refrigerator? A: You can't, it is physically impossible...

Fruitcake

Noah is Smart.

Hey, did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? No He didn't either.

There's a American, Mexican, and a Canadian stranded in the desert. They couldn't find any food, water, and shelter. They were all really hungry and thirsty. Later that day the Mexican dies from a very bad infection on his neck.

roses are red, violets are blue, fudge is sweet, heres some fudge.

Saddam Hussein is the father of the mothers of all cultchies.

What's long and hard on a black man? First grade.

Two guys walk into a bar, one is treated for a concussion.

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

3 black men walk into a bar. They order their drinks, tip the bartender, and could not have been more courteous.

Knock Knock Who's there? I'm deaf. I'm deaf who? What?

Example of a pro gamer: A kid who gets all F's in gradeschool, dosent goto collage, gets fat, dies alone.

What is worse then Hitler? Shelly's Cooking.

What do divorce and a loose bear in a zoo have in common? They both tear families apart

What did the college kids drink at the party? Soda. Alcohol is illegal for people under the age of 21 to consume.

Jingle bells, batman smells, robin laid an egg.

What's better than winning the lottery? Winning it twice.

Why was Bill Clinton such a good president? He went to ifreeclub.com

whats worse then getting raped by a giant scorpion? getting raped by 2 giant scorpions!!!!!

Whats worse than The Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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