Why was grandma lying on the floor? She just died of lung cancer.

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Military intelligence.

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Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No

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how do u unload the dishwasher? u take the dishes out!

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How do you keep a woman entertained? A delightful romantic comedy

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Why did people call the girl a cow? Because she was fat.

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What do you call a man which busts ghosts A ghostbuster. Duh

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Kenny G

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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An Arian man walks into a German-owned bar and asks to use the restroom. The bartender sees this acceptable and allows it. Soon after, a Jewish man asks the same question, but this time the bartender said no. The Jewish man thought it was an outrage and demanded why, so the bartender calmly explained to him that the Arian man was still using the restroom and that when he was finished the Jewish man was free to poo as he pleased.

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What do you do to a duck with no bill? Please, leave the duck alone, it's bad enough for him having no bill.

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Obama

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A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender says, "Why the long face?" and the horse says, "I have cancer."

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why did the chicken cross the road

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What do you do when you come to a fork in the road? You take it

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson was a child molester.

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What's 9 +10 19

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What's big? Jupiter.

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Binladen coming to a beach near you :D

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Where must you go if you have the desire to eat somebody's face? A psychiatric ward. You are clearly going insane and must seek help.

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Why do Jewish people where hats in church? They feel there head will often get cold

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There once was a girl from Nantucket, I've heard its nice there this time of year.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A manufacturing defect in the chain link fence released several chickens who are now freely roaming the area.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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