- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone!

Why did suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Whos there NOT SUZY!

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh my gosh, my yard is on fire!!!

What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? I don't cum on my watermelon before I eat it.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

What do babies and caterpillars have in common? They're both dead. Except the caterpillar.

Why did the kid fail the test? Because he was retarded.

Rick Perry.

Roses are red Violets are red Everything is red If you are dead... Or a potato

A black man walks into a Subway restaurant, and goes up to the counter. The cashier already knows that he's going to order the chicken, but how does he know? Because the black man is a regular, and orders the same thing every time.

The new pickup line. The human body has 206 bones in it. I have broken one of them, please take me to a hospital.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven beats his wife.

Women's rights.

How much does a Mexican Parade cost? A Nickel

The number one killer of daredevil's is the ground.

Why did the black guy jump into the pool? Because he wanted to go swimming

What's 6 + 9? 15.

A black succeeds

What do you call a naked black person? A black guy

What does a good joke get for Christmas? no laughs.

What did the convicted child molester say to the little girl? Nothing, they cut his tongue out in prison.

What did the vegetarian eat for christmas? Food.

What do you call a person trying to save his interprise from partaking in a financial collapse by binging on alcohal? An alcoholic.

What's the difference between people with aids and people with cancer? People with cancer can get into heaven

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