-What did the gay guy say in Mcdonald's? -Ill have a number 10, with hot sauce and a large coke.

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What's a rabbit's favourite food? No-one knows, like humans, every rabbit has it's own favourite food.

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professor x walks over to wolverine with good news, he falls and dies of a severe concussion

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Why did a guy with a lisp, v-neck, and piercings pee while sitting down? His joints hurt.

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GUY 1: Mann, I just got done working out, check out my forearms!!! GUY 2: You only have two silly!!

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot. What are you, racist?

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dildo

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Why couldn't the girl charge her phone? The charger wasn't plugged in.

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why did my girlfriend fail her test? she was pregnant :'(

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A lady in a bank was asked by the clerk to round the sum she wanted to raise from her account. She rounded it several times, but the clerk continued to insist that the sum needs to be rounded. She left the bank confused, with a coupon consisting of completely rounded sum of 691, 88$. Next day she returned with a coupon with a rounded sum of 690,88$. The clerk asked again the lady to round the sum. The lady started helplessly to cry and said she had rounded is already with a harp, and couldn't make it round anymore, she even removed the sharp 1 from the sum.

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Want to hear a joke? Womens rights

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What is black blue and screaming? Your daughter when i kicked the shit out of her

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How do u save someone from dieing of cancer? U shoot them in the head

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"I had the worst day ever!" "Was it worse than 9/11?"

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I hate you.

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Q: What did the cop say to the deaf man? A: Nothing worth hearing about.

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How did the old man climb the hill? He didn't.

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A person walks into a store. He goes to a worker an asks "were is the potatos?" . The worker says, there on that shelf.

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Joseph Kony. Give me your children.

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A gay guy walks into a bar. Nothing is said to him, because homosexuality is accepted in this area.

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Why did the burglar rob the bank? because he needed money due to the economic decline.

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Why did the man go to Chinatown? Because he was hungry.

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Knock knock Who's there? Adolf Adolf who? Adolf Hitler. Are you a jew?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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