What did the farmer say when he lost his donkey? "Oh no, my donkey is my livelihood and the only means I have of supporting my family. Now, we shall surely starve."

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Why couldn't Peter climb the tree? Because he's a fish.

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Why did Napoleon cross his legs? Because he had to go to the bathroom

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a predator and crossing the road led it away from it's pursuer.

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An rich man walks into a ghetto and buys something for 1 million dollars. what store was he in? he wasn't in a store,he got robbed

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A Christian, a Jew, and a Hindu walked into a bar - guess what happened then? Well two of them are alcoholics so they wisely changed their minds and left, then the other one got bored so he left too.

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gays

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where did napolean keep his armies? In his sleevies!

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When is a door not a door? When it is a cup.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller read? She was blind

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What is a dog? Bark

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Knock knock Who's there? The police your son died in a car wreck.

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whats funny and has four wheels? A handicapped 11 year old boy getting raped by his father

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Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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Religion

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Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas. A: A specially modified coffin.

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In soviet Russia... there is a distinct probability that you will get mugged due to the high crime rate and gang ruled streets.

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I wish I Charlie Sheen's Dealer.

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hello.

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I have no joke. u mad?

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Three black men go to the basketball courts one day hoping to play some ball. On the way there they see a homeless man with a sign that says "Homeless. Anything will help." However, since they were on there way to play ball, none of them found it necessary to bring cash, thus resulting in them walking by the homeless man without giving him any money.

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Have you heard the one about the drunk cleaning lady? I haven't either but I bet it is good. That is a pretty good premise for a joke.

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Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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Why was the little Latino boy sad? Because his father sexually molested him earlier in the evening.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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