- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

How do you make a grilled cheese for a black guy? Butter two pieces of bread, place two slices of any kind of cheese in between the pieces of bread, then fry it in a pan with butter.

What did the boy get from Penn State University? A College Degree

Why did the Sara fall off the swing, Because she had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there not sara.

A very busty blond and a priest walk into a bar. The bartender asks with a smile, "What'll be today, pastor?" "Wine. please."

Why don't chickens where pants? Cause they're animals,duh.

What did the American call the Arab? Nothing the American could not talk because he suffered from throat cancer because of the effects of 9/11 and thus causing his hatred towards Arabs and led to the Arabs death. Green

Your momma is so fat that she has really high cholesterol but also an undoubtedly warm personality.

Why are we posting shit jokes on here? Because we can't drink!

What did one direction do? Nothing, their music is written by someone else they don't use whatever talent they have and they sound I million dying kittens.

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

Turtles

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? cancer.

The WNBA.

Q: What did 0 say to 8. A: Nothing...However multiplied they equal 0

did you ever see a butter fly?

why did the chicken cross the road? cause it can bitch.

Billy was walking along the sidewalk. He strayed into someone's yard. He got run over by a lawnmower because he couldn't see with the frog he had stapled to his face.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car!

A man walks into a bar... ...because he is blind.

What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

No joke.

What did the farmer say when he lost his donkey? "Oh no, my donkey is my livelihood and the only means I have of supporting my family. Now, we shall surely starve."

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

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