- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the rooster chase the chicken? - They were playing tag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A priest, a Rabi, and a Monk walk out of the bar and go home.

How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? 1, just because their Jewish doesn't mean their incapable of changing a lightbulb.

Women's rights

How many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 50 in the ashtray.

Why did the guy read anti jokes? because there funny

What did one direction do? Nothing, their music is written by someone else they don't use whatever talent they have and they sound I million dying kittens.

Dani Barton = Stupid

Well, this is fun.

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

what do you call 4 terrorists going off a cliff in a car? A waist because you can fit 2 more in the trunk.

There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. Neither of the muffins say anything because muffins can't talk.

What's the difference between an Asian driver and a Belgian prostitute? Nothing at all: Marie-Edith Yang is proud of her mixed heritage, and earns a decent wage in a relatively clean brothel in the lovely little medieval town of Bruges.

Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

i have aids and a chode

Knock knock. Who's there? Jeff. Jeff who? Sh*t. Wrong house.

So, this one time, I was at the grocery store. Man, that was nuts.

penis

whats funnier than the boy with no arms and legs getting cancer? lebron playing basketball

William Raines.

What is the difference between jam and jelly? Jam has chunks of fruit, jelly does not.

What do you call a dinosaur with no teeth? He's British

What do you do when a girl you gave roofies to wakes up? Take your tongue out of her ass and run!

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