Roses are red, Violets are blue, Africa is great, you should get raped

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side why didnt the chicken cross back? for the first time in his life, Clucky the chicken, felt liberated. his cruel life flashed before his eyes, forcing him to remember all the bad tines he had spent on the McKinley farm. all the eggs stolen from him, watching all his friends being taken for slaughter. it all came back. from the other side of the road, Clucky saw a place he never wanted to go back to, a place he wanted to forget. the day he chose not to cross back was the first real day in Clucky's life.

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To murder your whole family.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road... Because he got hurt last week while crossing the road.

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roses are black violets are gray im color blind

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Why shouldn't women wear watches? Because there's a clock on their cell phones.

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A man walked into a haunted house and screamed. He had stepped on a nail.

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What do you call a used garden tool? A dirty hoe (not ho)

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What happened when the asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

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A man was walking down the street and witnessed a car crashed. He was traumatize.

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why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

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Q. How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A. Lets go ride bikes

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Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena

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What is shorter than a toddler? A jewish lifespan.

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A dyslexic man walked into a bar. Even though he couldn't read the sign, it was still a bar.

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights.

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Knock knock Nobody's home.

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An attractive naked woman walks into a bar. Everyone is surprised, and all the straight men, gay women and bi-sexual men and women in the bar are sexually aroused.

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what is one black person on the moon? Anser: a problem What is all the black peaple on the moon...... a solution.

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Global Warming.

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Q: how do you spell apple without any letters? A: you can't.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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how many letters are in Montana? 7 yes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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