- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A kid is Jackin off and his dad walks in and says if you keep jackin off you will loose your sight. the kid says dad im over here.

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other-side

What do you call a tree on fire? A burning tree.

Knock Knock? WHAT?!?!?

Q: Why did the girl fall of her swing? A: She was hit by a rogue fridge. Q: Why didn't she get back up? A: She was quite badly injured.

what did the 0 say to the 8 nice belt

What's brown and sticky? ...poop....and refried beans

What did the little girl get for christmas? her first period

What's the difference between peanut butter and jam ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? Mentally confused.

What's the difference between medicine and astronomy ? They're different fields of studies.

Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to see him rocking and rolling on it.:)

The jets are a good team..

A straight man walks into a gay bar and is amazed by the amount of fun he has and how cool people can be when you don't judge someone based on sexual preference or your own religious beliefs.

American healthcare.

What's longer - 'an african american phallus' or 'a micronesian sphincter'? 'An african american phallus has' 24 letters as opposed to 'a micronesian sphincter' at 21 letters, so it is longer.

Why was the mom sad cause she had an abortion

What do you call a women out of the Kitchen? Nothing because they shouldn't be

What do you call an asian man driving a plane? Nothing, you cannot drive a plane you can only fly it

Which is the closest animals to humans? Black people (nig3gers)

How do you stop a puppy from barking in the front yard? Put him in the backyard.

your mamas so fat when she puts on a belt she has to use a bomarang to get it around her.

What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 20 trees.

How do you amuse a blonde? ? tell her to go to antijokes.com ( :

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