- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when a girl you gave roofies to wakes up? Take your tongue out of her ass and run!

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Expensive cheese.

What is a grammatically incorrect equestrian? An stallion.

Brian: farts RJ: Who farted? Brian: Idk Why? Rj: Smells like sweet ass back here

A black guy, mexican, and asian walk into a bar. They leave soon after because they heard the "one about them"

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

A Christian, a Jew, and a Hindu walked into a bar - guess what happened then? Well two of them are alcoholics so they wisely changed their minds and left, then the other one got bored so he left too.

what did one bum way to the other? we're shit out of luck

YO momma is so fat she suffers from cardiovascular illnesses.

roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you.

What's better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Wabbit Season" Elmer: Bang

Woman : Child,what time is it? Child : I'm not a kid, I Broccoli.

What's worse then listening to Nickleback? The Holo- On second thought, nothing.

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

you, me and i need to stop doing meth!

A Christian and a Jew walk into a bar. The bartender says "What'll you two have to drink?" The Christian says "I'll have a beer." and get this, the Jew says................................"I'll have a beer too."

Q: What is Paul's nickname A: His name is Paul, he doesn't need a nickname

how did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken..

Is Carly smart? No.

So one time this woman was learning...

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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