Why is the sky red in London? Fire.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hodor

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What has two wings and a halo? A chinese phone. WING WING HALO?

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A black man walks into a bar, to get a drink.

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What do you call someone who's black? A person you asshole.

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

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A man walks into a bar and only gets a glass of water due to the fact that he is a recovering alcoholic.

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What's black and white, and red all over? A police car. Well, maybe it's not red all over. Just that little light on top. Oh, and the tail lights.

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Why did the deer hunter shoot a deer? He told his wife he bought a new TV.

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Why don't you have a seat, over there?

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Your mom is so fat that her BMI is in the morbidly obese column.

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what did the homeless man get for Christmas? Cancer

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Whats better than a panda? A panda with an ice cream cone.

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Q: How many babies does it take th paint a barn? A: I dunno, how hard are you throwing them?

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how do you kill a rich blonde? give her black die

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A man walks into a bar. Ow!

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting brutally sodimized and murdered by a serial rapist.

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Ok, So what happens when an Irishman, Rabbi, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Nothing the Black guys a recovering alcoholic and is supported by his loving family and friends, especially by his son Martin who he promised to stop drinking when he was 7.

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Freedom of Speech

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your doorstep? A: Whatever his name is.

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Q: What do you call a group of asians riding their bikes while carrying large bags of merchandise filled with an ample amount of video games? A: Obviously, a few enviromentally-friendly entrepreneurs who managed to make enough of a profit via their established buisness to the extent that they could buy what they required and get some other desired items as well.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What did the boy get from Penn State University? A College Degree

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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