- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What time is it when you have to go to the dentist? A: It varies. But most dental offices are open for service between 8am and 4pm

What did the guy who speaks in tongue say to the other guy who speaks in tongue? Gibberish

roses are red, violets are blue, I suck at rimes, refridgerator.

Roses are red, Violet are blue. I just thought I'd let you know, But don't worry- this isn't a poem.

a man eats at a restaraunt alone, because all the people he loved died in a tragic boating accident while he was out of town on a business trip

What do a comb and a guitar have in common? Neither of them can climb trees.

A man asked a friend at work if he could have $100, his friend replied "sure I'll give it to you when pigs fly", that man never received $100 dollars from his friend.

A black man walks into a bar. the bartender ask what he wants to drink. the black man responds , "i will have one beer please". so the bartender gives it to him and says have a nice day.

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing because they are on opposite sides of the earth

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There are three men in a canoe traveling upstream. One wheel falls off. How many pancakes fit in a doghouse? 9, because ice-cream has no bones.

What did the sexually promiscuous man get for Christmas? AIDS.

knock knock you may come in

What does a blonde's vagina taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage

What do you call a black man in a police car? Officer.

Roses are flowers jordan does it for hours xxxxif ya know what i mean

how do you reunite the beatles 2 bullets

What Do You Call A Japanese Man Humming Classicle Music While Removing Toy Soldiors From His Ear With His Foot Jumping Up And Down On A Large Elephant Strutting About The Universe? Strange.

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he overslept and missed a job interview and a chance to support his family.

whats red and looks like a bucket a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket a red bucket in diguise

Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because its ears were nailed to the floor.

What's harder than nailing seven dead babies to a tree? My erection while doing it.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Tulips are red, And my garden is red. OMG...MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE

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