- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is Cleopatra's favorite cookie? A: Chips Ahoy

how do you get a girl to stop ignoring you? you kill her family with her watching.

Uncle Eugene enjoyed to drive. Then he was killed in a car crash.

son, you're adopted.

Why did the baby cross the road? I don't know but it got hit by a semi during.

Why do some RVs have 2 doors? Because 11 would be too many.

Hey, come here often? No.

Why did the man smile at his wife? Because she had a silly looking face, like a fish.

A racist indian (from india) walks into a bar (in india). A catholic priest walks into the same bar. The bar says 'moo'. The bar is a shape-shifting cow.

What did Batman Tell Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile

What is the siilarity between Justin beiber and pinoccio? they both waant to be real boys

A three legged dog walks into a saloon. He is quickly removed, as it was an establishment for humans and not for dogs.

how do you refer to a guy with a backwards baseball cap and leather jacket and low riding? by his first name

A duck walks into a bar and says he needs to buy a hammer. The bartender tells him that he's probably looking for the hardware store across the street. The duck realizes that he's disoriented again and should listen to his wife's many pleadings to get back on his medication.

What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

What do you call a man with no legs? A paraplegic.

What's red and silly? A blood clot

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He was buried under 6ft of solid earth.

What do you call a chav in a box It depends what kind of a box If it is a coffin you call him dead If he is in a cardboard box you call him homeless It really just depends

so the guy @ the asian restaurant ask the waiter why his beverage tastes funny and the asian waiter says "It's likely that you are used to classic coke and they changed the formula"

Why was grandma lying on the floor? She just died of lung cancer.

What does a car and a t-shirt have in common? Nothing.

What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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