Q: What do you call a gray box without a joke in it? A: I don't know but you'd better think of something.

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How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

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Want to hear an anti-joke?

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nock nock " whos there" , "open the door and you will see

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When does the baby talk When you remove ypur feet from its mouth

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Well, this is fun.

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what did the ninja say to the watermelon ? nothing

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How come Helen Keller never played professional baseball? Because she was a woman

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Men's rights

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What's 1+1? 4.

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A dyslexic man walked into a bar. Even though he couldn't read the sign, it was still a bar.

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When Michael Jackson was in a dark tunnel, it didn't work when he turned his flashlight. How come? A: Because it was out of battery

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Let's write an anti-joke. K.

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The WNBA.

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Whats something only kids wear? Clothes

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Global Warming.

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is this love , is this love , is this love , that im feeling , no bob im afraid its cancer.

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We were hooking up and her mom walked in, i stood up, apologized and left

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George W. Bush

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What is green but looks like a silver car? A silver car....I lied about the green part.

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What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

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A goat goes to the store and asks the store clerk where the potatoes are. The clerk told the goat to check aisle 5 for the potatoes. The goat goes to aisle 5 and there were no potatoes.

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A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

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Q:Where does a woman work at if she has 1 leg? A: IHOP!!! :)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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