- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the 14 year old girl cross the road? to get an abortion of the child she became impregnated with after getting raped.

Why did the man jump off the bridge? He was clinically depressed and wanted to commite suicide

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

little billy has 50 chocolete bars, he eats 45 of them. what does he have now? diabetes, little billy has diabetes

Why did the doctor wear glasses? Because he was a whale.

how do you spell ugly ? U G L Y.

Goats are like mushrooms, If you shoot a duck im scared of toasters

Why did the chicken cross the road? the wnba

So, a black guy walked into a bar. "Ouch," he said.

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? cancer.

Why are Chinese people only allowed one child? Because their government states so.

what is the biggest lie in the universe? -click to enter only if you are 18

" I can't here you it's too dark!"

How did the man rob the bank? With a gun

Murray Harnett Smells like a dirty Burringbar Whore!

A man, a woman and their child wen to a restaurant. There was a horse in it and they left. The Holocaust begun

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TRENT EGENLAUF IS a LITTLE BOY

What has an extra toe and is a bad role model for little girls? Miley Cyrus.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? Well that would be crude and insensitive to ask a person with dementia to do a task so easily performed by a person who is not non compos mentis.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but his stomach was not big enough to finish. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free meal.

why did the black man eat two buckets of fried chicken? because he was hungry and he likes fried chicken

What's the difference between Santa Clause and Tiger Woods? One is a mythical person who parents exploit to get their children to behave due to lack of parenting skills.

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