- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Boy: Hey, guess who likes you. Girl: Who? Boy: NOBODY!!!!!!!!

So Lindsay Lohan walks into a jewelry store. She buys a $2,500 necklace and goes on her way.

A penguin walks into a bar and orders a beer................ PENGUINS DON'T WALK OR TALK

If Life gives you melons, then I think your dislexic

A man runs over a woman wth his car. Whose fault was it? The man because he should be driving on the roads, not in the kitchen.

Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

A priest, a Rabi, and a Monk walk out of the bar and go home.

What happens to koala bears when the forests of Australia catch on fire? They burn.

Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

French people.

Why did sally fall off her swingset? Because she was hit with a refrigerator.

Q: what happens to the black guy that walks into the bar. A: He walk in ,gets a drink, and leaves

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

A baby seal walks into a bar. Animal services are called and the seal is returned to its natural habitat. A man then beats it dead with a blunt object.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being raped by a giant scorpion

what did one cow say to the other cow. nothing as its mouth was filled with grass thus it could not speak or it would be deemed as rude.

What is matt dalys favorite thing in the world? penis

Why are young girls better at school than young boys? Because young boys think about young girls.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

Three kids were waiting in line at a camp. One said how long is the wait. The other two said i hope its long. They were waiting in line for the gas chambers at auchwitz

Why did Lebron leave Cleveland? It's a terrible place to live.

What's worse than heartbreak? Getting run over by a steamroller.

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

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