- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Sally get for Christmas? Nothing, Sally is dead

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How do you give a 90 year old woman a pap smear? You don't

Your mom is so fat that her BMI is in the morbidly obese column.

Q. How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A. Lets go ride bikes

Q. What do you call a bear ripping a man to pieces? A. A bear.

A homeless person dies.

where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After be told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, Chuck walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

Once upon a time, there was a potato named Ollie. Ollie was confused, because potatoes shouldn't have brains. One day, Ollie fell madly in love with a refridgerator named Bob. Chick-Fil-A killed both of them for being homosexuals. Chick-Fil-A then ate some Oreoes. The end.

Q:why didn't billy go to soccer practice A:there was a billboard stapled to his neck

your fat

Knock Knock Come in.

roses are red, Violets are blue, i have a gun, Suck my dick

Why was Billy sad? An evil clown hit him with an Axe.

Why is little Susie crying? Her entire family is dead.

Q: What did the man say to the sexy female nurse with long hair and big breasts? A: I have diarrhea.

How are Steve Jobs and the iPhone similar? They both keep getting thinner as time goes on.

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I Love Hitler.

What did the black man say to the white man? Hello.

Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it was born yesterday.

So, a blind man walks into a bar with assistance from his friend. He orders a drink and the bartender complies. He then spills his drunk and then slips in it. He lays on the floor, his head hurting. He cries, knowing he never should've tried to stare at the sun for ten seconds.

What's the difference between a zebra and a newspaper? Everything.

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