whats red and smells like blue paint? half a painter.

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All dead all doom or all dead? How can you choose the question doesn't make sense. dead all dooom ohhhaklsdjfla;ksdjfal;skfjasd

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Your mom is so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What's the last thing that went through John F Kennedy's head? a bullet

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting fisted by hulk

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Chuck Norris is a normal man.

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What has two arms, and two legs but cant walk? A Cripple

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A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

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what do you call a black guy on steroids? a black guy on steroids

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Why did the plane full of Arabs crash? One of The engines failed

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? A dead baby causes years of grief and broken families

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Women's rights

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How many jews do you need to change a lightbulb? -One.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? ........Because he was severely scared when he witnessed a stray dog bleeding out

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a mexican is walking through the desert with no food or water, and no clothes. he'll probably die soon.

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What do you call a tree on fire? A burning tree.

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Cracked.com the only (depressive) "humor" site.

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nathan palmer has a big head !

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? Nobody. Go make some friends.

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Q:Where does a woman work at if she has a job? A: IHOP!!!

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What did the blind, deaf orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming, and felt compelled to get to its family

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