- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

A man walks into bar. Which is no surprise as he'd been drinking heavily and his spacial awareness was poor at the best of times.

What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? Nigger

No.

What did the little girl get for christmas? her first period

I had a dream I watched Inception.

What is the difference between therapist and the rapist? A space.

GRAAAAAAAR.

Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

haw are alligators and turtles simaler? They are both reptiles and carnavores and their speaces goes all the way back to the dinosoar ages

What do you expect from a perverted demon? -nothing less perverted!

how do you spell ugly ? U G L Y.

what's worse than a worm in your apple? The Haulocaust. Whats worse than the Haulocaust? Two worms in your apple.

how to you kill an Irish midget? You don't as murder is illegal and discriminating against a certain type of person is racist.

What do you call a fish with no eye? A fsh

Knock knock! Whose there? ... The person who was knocking suffered a fatal shot to the back of the head by a drive by shooter, if the person at the door had just opened it, instead whose there? (...which no one does anyways...) The knocker may have survived. He had a wife and 5 kids, 3 Grandkids.

who just made fun of katie matt

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

How do you escape from being enlisted in the army of your nation? Flee to a different country and bring along your valuables.

A zombie walks into a bar. It was shot by an M16 automatic rifle. The video game had zombies.

A man is on anti jokes, he is not laughing.

Why didn't the black man finish high school? He overdosed on heroin.

Brian: farts RJ: Who farted? Brian: Idk Why? Rj: Smells like sweet ass back here

What do you call a women out of the Kitchen? Nothing because they shouldn't be

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