What do you do when you come to a fork in the road? You take it

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why does the octopus have no friends? because they're anti social by nature

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What's better than having a baby in your fridge? Almost anything.

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girls basketball

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Why is Kim Jong Un so fat? Because he takes all the food in the country and sends his own people to live in concentration camps!

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So there were two palm trees on an island. The first palm tree says to the second, "Hey! What's up?" The second one replies, "Nothing much, just chilling." Except they were actually ice cubes.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Weird, orange is my favorite color.

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a child and his father were on a bike ride the child tried to cross a street but was run over by a truck. His father now lives homeless and griefs his dead son.

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Who looks like Zach Efron? Shrek.

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Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a nice man.

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Two Jews walk in a bar...

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where did napolean keep his armies? In his sleevies!

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Chris Hanson with To Catch A Predator.

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Why did the plane crashed? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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A black man without problems.

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Meanwhile, at La'kaneisha's family reunion, they had a great time eating caviar, steamed lobster, and rare bull testicals.

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Are you from Tennessee? Cause Jamaican me crazy.

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You know what they say about big feet... big penis.

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my names jim haha

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There are 2 Muffins in an oven in a bakery. The first muffin says "Is it hot in here , or is it just me?" The other muffin says " We are going to die in here and no one will here us screaming."

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How did the mecanic die? He drowned

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Why couldn't the baby walk through the door? Babies can't walk

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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