My nipple is bleeding

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Why did German "shower heads" have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers.

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What's worse than being a Jew in 2010? Being a Jew in 1942.

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Don't you hate the retarded smart people who think anti-jokes are all about really explaining but adding sarcasm? Yes.

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And if a chicken had wings it wouldn't bump it's butt when it landed.

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What do you call 2 black men next to me. 2 Dead Men

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Womens Sports

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Knock knock, Whos there Nig.ger Nig.ger who Fu.ck all nig.gers.

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A man is walking down thwe street. All of the sudden, an armoured truck comes around the corner really fast. The back doors swing open, and bags of money fly toward him. "I can believe this is real!" the Man exclaimed. "It's not. Feed the pig." said a man in pig suit with a giant coin-slot on the head.

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what does nike and the kkk have in common? Nothing as one is a brand of clothing ie;shoes, hoodies, etc. while the other is a racist cult formed in the 19th century which persecuted african americans.

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why was the man sad? His mom was killed in a car accident. His wife commited suicide? His kids were drowned in the bathtub by their mother before she commited suicide. But he was sad because he forgot to take his depression medication.

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Your momma so fat she can eat 10 of your 300lb friends.

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Do you want to hear a joke about dogs? A joke about dogs.

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LALALALA MUSIC MACHINE

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Knock knock! Who's there? Wrong house. I apologize.

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In Soviet Russia its very cold

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On the fifth day of Christmas my true love brought to me Nothing, because we only celebrate one day of Christmas

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

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"Ask me if I'm an orange!" "Are you an orange?" "No."

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What's worst then not getting anything on Christmas? Rape, Murder, Dying.

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Whats skinny, round, tall, smells like a dead baby, hard, small, and fat? nothing

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knock knock. who's there myfeth myfeth who myfether came off

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There are three types of people in this world: The stupid. And the ones that can't count.

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What do you do when you come to a fork in the road? You take it

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