What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF! What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF HOLDING ITS BREATH!

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you say "ask me if im a tree" he says "r u a tree?" you say"no..." then just stare at them

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What did hitler say when he spilt coffee all over himself Ow I am burnt

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Yo mama so stupid she liked this joke

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Look at your hand. Made you look!

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Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11 9/11 Who? You said you'd never forget.

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Who's more mean than teacher Hitler

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't; numbers cannot experience emotions.

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Q: How many cows does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Infinite, cows do not have thumbs, in fact, they have hooves. This disables them from holding any large objects without the use of their mouthes.

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Why is Kayne West such a jerk? He has autism.

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Lizards are like marshmellows. If you put them in the microwave they blow up.

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There was an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman... They all died in a horrible train wreck.

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Why did the pilot crash the plane? It was a tomato.

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A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

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What's similar between a flamingo and a rhino? They're both pink...except the rhino

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a young mother calf named near reality was milking itself and selling it at pathmark everyday for high prices he got a lot of money out of it and bought a big mansion where he also had a farm and collected prize show cows to show off to all of his cow friends.... he also bought gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons of prize show cow milk to drink to and build up energy for the cow show race coming up in the near fall. Every sunset he buys loads of milk to drink and feed his plants with. He plants lots of grass every day to eat and produce high quality milk goods. He was a wii, ps3, and xbox360 to play everyday and excercise his udder milk.

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What's brown? My toilet hahaha

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Skittles are tasteless. Why? You can't taste the rainbow.

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A Mexican, and Arab and an American are on a plane. The the plane is going down. It hits a mountain and crashes. But there was also a lot of other people on the plane. Families, children, loved ones. It was huge a disaster.

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What did the homeless guy do when he found a quarter? He picked it up

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What word rhymes with orange? -Adult onset diabetes

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a: How can you tell you are not pregnant? b: I don’t know. a: Like this: I’m not pregnant.

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In Soviet Russia... People were burned alive for refusing communism.

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A dog walks in to a Western Union, walks up to the cashier and says "I'd like to buy a telegram, please." The cashier says "Alright, what would you like it to say?" "I'd like it to say 'bow-wow-wow, bow-wow-wow" replies the dog. "Okay. You know, you can add another 'bow-wow-wow' to the message free of charge," the cashier informs. The dog says, "Well, that just wouldn't make any sense."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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