What do you call a deer with no eyes? Animal cruelty

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Why did the blond fall of the ladder? She had no arms.

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What did the homeless get for Christmas? Nothing By Nathaniel c

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what is the difference of left and right? i used my right hand to stab your mother.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I got a terminal disease and I'm going to die in six months. Mom if you're reading this I love you. Take good care of Joey.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Pizza? A Jew is a person either born into or converted to Judaism, and a Pizza is a disc shaped, oven baked bread typically topped with tomato sauce and cheese.

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What did the thief get for Christmas? Nothing. He was sentenced to the death penalty.

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A jew, a black man, a muslim, an atheist, a christian, a catholic, a roman, a russian, a cuban, an english man, a horse, a cow boy, a gay, a lesbian, a dancer, a teacher, a father, a mayor, a politician and a fish are in a bar. Now that's one crowded bar.

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A mogwai walks into a bar. The bartender says "Sorry, we don't feed mogwais after midnight."

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sexual offender.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he met Larry.

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u smell oh no of wat?? dunno i just know its BADDDDDDD !!!!!! k.c

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Roses are Red Voilets are Red I am Red I am Dead

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So there's this mexican with a big sombrero riding a donkey, it was a sunny day and he didn't feel like walking.

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what do you call a man with a mop? a janitor.

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You are on a street. there are 4 houses, a red one, a blue one, a green one, and a white one. The red man lives in the red house, the blue man lives in the blue house. the green man lives in the green house. Who lives in the white house? The president

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Why did the boy only have one arm? tigers make terrible pets

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Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

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Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Brian. Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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How is a Jew and a White Person alike. 'cuz you touch yourself.

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Why do black people like chicken? It's usually fried.

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An old man gets into a van with two little boys. They are his grandsons.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Have you tried Honeybunches of Oats?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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