A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a grocery store. As they walk past the meat section, the Priest stops, smiles, and turns to the Rabbi. "Feeling Hungry?" The Rabbi reaches down and picks up a pack of Koscher hotdogs.

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why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME!!!

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the Long face" The horse then storms out of the bar, wondering why every bartender must ask him that.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The IRS, you're being audited.

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whats worse then getting robbed by a black man? -getting hit by a bus due to not having the needed currency to get a ride home

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What's the difference between a large pizza and a black man? The pizza is a delicious Italian classic dish, while the latter is a human being which man frown at the notion of consuming.

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How many hispanics does it take to screw in a light bulb. One. Just one. You just screw it in, it's not that complicated.

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why was the man itchy? because he had herpies

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A man walks into a bar with a couple of chickens by his side. He sees a man sitting at the bar drinking a beer. The man who's drinking the beer offers the other man a seat, and asks him to join him in the drinking. The other man hardly refuses and takes the glass from the other man and throws it on the with all his power to the floor. The man sitting at the bar asks him why he did it. The man answers: "My chickens don't like beer"

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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Once there was two fish in a tank, and one said "how do you drive this thing?".

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all ur antijoke are belong to us or i mean we can share, whatever

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her.

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How do you occupy a blonde for hours ? Give her a long list of stuff to do.

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So there is a white guy and a jewish guy walking, they find a penny on the ground who takes it? The white guy because he is in debt.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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A man walks into a bar and says: "ouch!"

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when god gives you lemons, you find a new god!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

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whats black. an african american person

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Why was the chicken mad? Because he was sick of everyone questioning him even when he crossed the road.

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Past, Present and Future walk into a bar. It was tense...

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When is a door not a door? When it is a cup.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Warenth Gibson. Warenth Gibson who? Warenth Gibson. What part of that don't you get?

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