What is black and white and red all over? A half eaten zebra carcass.

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roses red violets blue my name chad i stupid

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Just open the damn door

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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A man walks into a bar with a couple of chickens by his side. He sees a man sitting at the bar drinking a beer. The man who's drinking the beer offers the other man a seat, and asks him to join him in the drinking. The other man hardly refuses and takes the glass from the other man and throws it on the with all his power to the floor. The man sitting at the bar asks him why he did it. The man answers: "My chickens don't like beer"

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You know what's funnier than 24? .... 9-11

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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There was a small boy with a lollipop and a spinning hat. He died of lieukemia.

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Q - Why did the boy die? A - He had AIDS because his father raped him.

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God said "let there be light" Chuck Noris said "say please

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So there is a white guy and a jewish guy walking, they find a penny on the ground who takes it? The white guy because he is in debt.

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What color is a banana? yellow.

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2 guys are best friends from birth, one goes crazy and kills the others family and feel hatred towards each other for eternity.

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What a vase and a cheeseburger have in common? It has it's price.

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A guy walks into a bar, he has a few drinks than leaves.

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when god gives you lemons, you find a new god!

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extraction interveal means the opposite of integer

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Why did the chicken walk into Mordor? It didn't. One does not simply walk into Mordor.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Pizza? A Jew is a person either born into or converted to Judaism, and a Pizza is a disc shaped, oven baked bread typically topped with tomato sauce and cheese.

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What did the blind man say to the deaf man? It doesn't matter because the deaf man couldn't hear him.

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My friend came out.....of the bathroom so I could shit

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Past, Present and Future walk into a bar. It was tense...

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Johny wanted a pogo stick for his birthday. Johny's mom got him a pogo stick for his birthday. The day of Johny's birthday, he fell off the pogo stick and broke his arm.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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