Were do you find a dog with no legs ? Were you left him

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your mama is so fat that she weighs 261 pounds.

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Why did the boy cry? because his tear-ducts were agitated by an emotional reaction due to jokes that were ironically hilarious because of how bland and usual the punchlines were

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Little Johnny asks his father how babies are made. So the father rapes him from behind.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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Yo mammas so fat she went on a diet.

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What did the Pikachu say to the Charmander? Pika pika pikachu pika!

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What is the loneliest number to exist? Zero. Except it's not lonely. I'm just saying there are zero lonely numbers. Numbers aren't sentient. They can't feel loneliness.

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Once upon a time a girl took a gun and shot herself in the face

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knock knock whos there? your mother your mother who? ...........what?

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Good to see you today!

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What do you call a black man and woman with a little white girl? A Family.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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Why did the man push open the door? The sign said PUSH.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell into the mud.

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why didn't the dog run after the ball? he was blind.

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Do you know what really makes me smile? Facial Muscles.

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How do you get a blonde to break a nail? Smash her finger with a wrench.

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A man walks into a bar... But, it's not funny because he's an alcoholic and it's destroying his family.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a sponge is not a who, it is a what.

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What has tomato Sauce And came from italy? Pizza

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A horse walks into a bar... Horses are not indigenous to China.

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What's the difference between black people and white people? Their skin color.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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