- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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women sitting on a bench quietly. they have no ability to speak.

A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

Love is in the air? Wrong. Nitrogen, Oxygen and Carbon Dioxide are in the air.

Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to see him rocking and rolling on it.:)

A frog found a smoking cigarette on the road, so he/she takes it, smokes it, and explodes.

Why was little timmy's arm crooked His mom tried to pull his arm off.

what did the kid say when pee-wee was about to rape him ...huh just make it quick

Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 rapes people

What do you call a watermelon in Africa? A watermelon.

What did the homeless get for Christmas? Nothing By Nathaniel c

Why did Aodhan not come into school? He was sick.

whats worse than getting a fail on your math test? Getting shot.

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Q. What's funnier than an anti-joke? A. Thousands of anti-jokes, compiled on a worldwide network.

I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one animal there and it was a dog. It was a shitzoo

Q. Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone? A. He got attacked by a dog.

What is white and can't walk? A PVC Pipe.

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Your mother." "Your mother who?" "Really?"

Know what's worse than being publicly embarrassed in front of your crush? Jeffrey dahmer

Why did the creator of Anti-Joke.com make the website? Because he probably wanted to promote his book and make more money.

What's black and not working? An old, broken piano.

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. Midgets are capable of doing an average person's everyday task. Unless they have autism, then they might as well die.

Knock, Knock Who's there? The IRS, you're being audited.

knock knock. no one's home..

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