What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. ;)

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why did the guy get pulled over he had a broken tail light

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Roses are red, Violets are red, you are a liar, oh wait you're not!! MY BACKYARD'S ON FIRE

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because I pushed him.

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How many skilled union workers does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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How many lemurs does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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What's worst than a holocaust 2 holocaust's

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Dave:Hi Mark:Hi

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What do call a man with no arms or no legs that sits on the couch? Grandpa after his amputations.

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Roses are red Violets are baskets This joke makes no sence... ... boobs

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Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

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Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

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-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

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Trust me, you are that kind of girl, and no, you are not nerdy, you are open and down to ground, while your beautiful exterior means a lot to me (I am a man, its the way I am), I would never have wanted to talk to you or even less visit you with a pack (make it five packs) of condoms, if you where the awkward Asperger kind of gal, so how old are you, like seriously?

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knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

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what's worse than the holocaust living jews

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What's black and dangerous? A fridge, I lied about the black part.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? You put her on a table and slowly pull her limbs off

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Wait! hundred billions!

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Why did the teacher give the little boy a golden star? He was a Jew and it was in Germany during the 1940's

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Q: What did little Timmy get from his mother this Christmas? A: The contents of her will.

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