What's red and the size of a packet of crisps? A Miscarriage

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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Your mama so stupid, she put 2 quarters in her ears and said she was istening to Fiftycent

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how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?................ we dont know because u cant c them

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

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i am 26 why was i kidnapped 13 years ago cause i was in a badly written play

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I walked up to the door and I asked the door how r u door, and he said, I'm a door!

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why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

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man ur hairline is soooo far back the archaeologists couldn't find it

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Are you from Jamaica? 'Cause you're making me crazy! Are you from Haiti? I'm really sorry about all the disaster that's been happening there.

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Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

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Man says, "Hello" Girl, "Do you wanna go out?" Man, "With you?" Girl, "YES!" Man, "NO, bye!"

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Whats worse then hell? The guy who commited suicide would know.

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

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How do you get a one-armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder.

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Mahmy

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How do you make a small child cry? You cut off his fingers..

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Father "Why so down son?" Son "I've always been this short..."

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What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

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im jackson, i have a small willy, and like to finger my dog

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What's the difference between a mac and a pc? Well haven't you seen the commercials.

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What did the pepper say to Mr. Peno? Hallo peno!

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A couple of years back a went to chile for a day, I was then trapped underground for 70 days...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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