Your mamma's so dumb, we are seriously worried she might hurt herself.

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What did the person say to the other person? "Hello."

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anus

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

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What's worse than breaking your neck on a trampoline? Getting in a car crash on the way to the hospital.

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Black people don't exist. Their skin is rather of a brown tone.

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A gorilla walks into a bar. It goes on a killing spree, and is promptly put down by animal control.

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Three bitches walk into a bar, and die

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why did the girl cross the road? to get away from you

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What's the difference between a battered woman and a regular woman. There is absolutely no difference...

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Chuck Norris once stared in a show called Walker: Texas Ranger.

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hey bruno ta quoi ds ta boite a lunch aujourdhui? DU SABLE CRISS DE POVRE!

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he was laughing so hard at the man who farted and burped at the same time.

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ARGH! LADY THAT SNAKE BIT MY PECKER! YOU HAVE TO SUCK THE POISON OUT NOW! OMG SURE, err...Meh, thats not a poisonous snake... Oh... dammit! I mean phew! Ouch ouch ouch!

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Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

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Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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I bought a pound of gold for my new gold ring, later that day I lost it

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Q:If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is here to hear it, will it make a noise A:That Philosopher probably had a lot of herbal tea in the morning

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Ask me if I'm a rock. Are you a rock? No.

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Cleavlin has a shmaaala dik

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Godilla walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

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What is worse than a badly told joke? A badly told Anti-joke.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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