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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a moose with a 42 gauge shotgun pellet through its head? Open Season

do you like hardcore music? ya i love brokencyde

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

Why do mexicans like tacos? Because tacos are a very well liked food and they happen to taste good

Why couldn't a little kid turn around in a hall? He has a spear in his back.

why couldnt helen keller drive she was a woman

Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and now has two jobs to support her family.

A man walked into a bar. It was closed, so I don't see how this was possible.

A man walks into a bar. It turns out he's an alcoholic, and he goes home and beats his wife.

Q: Why did Suzie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock-knock? Who's there? Not Suzie.

?"i'm so turned on right now." - horny light bulb

Which side of an ostrich has the most feathers? Obviously the outside! Who would be so low educated to even have the idea that an ostrich can have feathers on the inside of it's body?

How much do polar bears weigh? Between 800 and 1600 pounds

It only takes one drink to get me drunk.

there's a few black guys in a car, who's driving? their dad because they're kids

One time at band camp.............that's it........

:)Knock, Knock :(Who's there? :)Barbie :(Barbie who? :)Barbieq

someone has been eating my cornflakes,oh well cheerios instead.

The doctor woke up and the hooker he screwed told him she had the clap and he said thats the least of your problms bitch you have aids

The awkward when you didn't actually say moment.

why was the the taxi cab driver having a bad day? because he wasnt making very much money, didnt get alot of customers, some of which were extremely rude, and his entire family just died.

Y did the first squarl fall out of the tree? It died Y did the 2nd squarl fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Y did the 3rd squarl fall out of the tree? Peer presure. Why did bobby fall off his bike? He got hit by 3 squarls Y did bobby die? He got run over by a truck:)

I have a riddle. What's black and white and red all over? Nothing. That's impossible.

Lady gaga suposedly has a wener.What does that make her? A man

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